I think you might enjoy Guffipedia – a “dictionary of business jargon and corporate nonsense”. It is published by the Financial Times newspaper from a column by Lucy Kellaway, in which she has been “prosecuting corporate crimes against the English language for two decades”. There are also annual Guff/Golden Flannel Awards. 🙂

Here are a few of my favourites.

Affordable portable lifestyle beverage

• Translation into plain English: Bottle of water
• Perpetrator: Food industry analyst
• Usage example: “It has become an affordable portable lifestyle beverage in the last 20 years”.

Bilateral telephonic meeting

• Translation into plain English: Telephone call
• Perpetrator: From an internal memo
• Usage example: “We need to set priorities for the next bilateral telephonic meeting”.

Oven-ready projects

• Translation into plain English: Almost-finished projects
• Perpetrator: CEO, Legal & General
• Usage example: “Liquidity isn’t a problem. There are not enough ‘oven ready’ infrastructure projects”.

To whet your appetite…

• “Chief manifesto catalyst”
• “the hair-involved consumer”
• “to language it”
• “Robustify learnability”

You can find the Guffipedia here. Enjoy! 🙂