Following an alleged hit-and-run and ensuing injuries, a man in British Colombia, Canada filed a claim for (and this is where it gets a touch surprising…):

• a private audience with Her Majesty the Queen
• the suspension of trade with China
• the dismantling of Transport Canada
• the postponement of an election
• the release of classified documents
• the “cleaning up of the swamp” (no further detailed)
• the reconstruction of the RCMP [the Mounties],
• an MRI of his entire body
• CA$32 trillion
• and 500,000 Tesla shares.

In a ruling this Spring of the British Colombia Supreme Court, Judge Douglas Thompson dismissed the suit, saying the claims were “scandalous, vexatious, and otherwise an abuse of process”. Indubitably… 😊

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Hat tip to Kevin Underhill and his unmatched blog for bringing this to my attention.