Did we know ‘benchslapping’ was a thing? 🙂

The always amusing Judge Roy Ferguson posted the following last week:

“In benchslapping a lawyer into an absolute pancake, a federal judge included this snippet from the sanctioned lawyer’s “vexatious” bankruptcy motion. I’ve never before seen as many exclamation points included in a judicial opinion. #unhappyjudge In re King, 2023 WL 4606987.”

Debtor has presented admissible evidence in the form of the appended Declarations of the Slandered Parties, declared under penalty of perjury, which unequivocally refute the maniacally absurd and frivolous allegations set forth in Creditor’s moronic argument based exclusively upon speculation and conjecture in the absence of a single shred of evidence. The Court may take judicial notice of the Creditor’s moronic lust to acquire a windfall by any method of demented skullduggery conceivable in the baseless, liable, and slanderous content of Creditor’s brief not supported by a single shred of proffered evidence and dismiss Creditor’s frivolous argument for lack of supporting evidence.